Team Principal - Johnny Elliot 'The Lorryist'
Fed up of living in his older dancing brothers shadow (Billy), Johnny decided to get into internet porn. However due to his comedy dyslexia, miss typed the word Vulva. Instead of pictures of pretty girls lady gardens he discovered a world of Volvo Lorry's and was hooked.
Johnny can now be found hanging round service station asking fat truckers to pull there air horns.
The Car List